I highly suggest you check this out. I wonder what the Hogwarts version would be. Seems to me Snape would be the speaker:
“No, Granger, I haven’t graded your test yet. There isn’t a spell invented that can allow me to do that and still keep Potter alive while despising all of you in a single hour.”
“Vacation?! My entire summer is spent spying on the Dark Lord, sucking up to Dumbledore so he’ll eventually give me a cursed post, and pining away for Lily Evans. But yes, extra time to dream up ways to torment Longbottom works as well.”
And people wonder why I’d like the ability to hex people from time to time.